... I'll let the numbers do the talking ...
Miles Run: 1464 ... approximately the distance from Norwich, UK to Moscow, Russia.
Races Run: 25
Arses bitten by animals: 1 arse but multiple ants
Runs which included a blocked loo, a rubber duck and a dog: 1
Weedy bogie frequency: High between July - September
Number of races in which I was overtaken by a kayak: 1
Reasons not to date a runner: 10
Numbers of upside down number tattoos: 1
Number of times trodden on own foot with spikes: 0 (definitely a WIN)
Reasons to start running: 10
Reasons to Hate Running: 10
Races over marathon distance: 9
Trophies won: 2 … and both for beer races. I know my strengths … Whale Ale Relay & Equinox Beer Mile
Number of buttocks eating Nutella seen: 2
Running Rules: 27
Feet of water I nearly drowned in, in my first triathlon: 4
Miles run at TR24: 87
Number of reasons a wine marathon is better than a road marathon: 20
And number of adventures I'll be having in the new year? I'll aim for 2015 and go from there ...