I’ll stuff them with loo roll and nice things to eat…
Someone will see me, I want to be found!
So people around me can breathe not pass out.
My sweet smelling feet, will be happy, no doubt.
A swanky new bag, no more fodder for mice.
And with bright glowing kit I’ll be easy to see!
The brighter the better – And designs ? Any kind!
I'll finish the race looking happy and cool.
My last half marathon I squirted gel in my eyes,
it made me run faster being followed by flies.
Mud and hills bring them on, even trails will be nice!
Just don’t make me pay – YOU cover the price!
I need to get rid of my old ones. They’re manky.
I just want to stick food in my mouth and be done!
And I really do need some sports bras that are new.
Plenty of runs, races, fun, and some good company!!!
I feel I need to apologise for my shoddy poetry … you'll be relieved to hear that there are no plans to do any future blog posts in this way. Any complaints can be forwarded to my Mum who helped … And on a completely UNRELATED notes can anyone think of a good rhyme for 'trainer' …?