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Saturday, 26 December 2015

On the 12th Mile of Xmas The Landlord Gave to Me ...

On the 12th Mile of Xmas The Landlord Gave to Me ...



12 miles of running (in Santa suits)
11 cars a tooting (backseats full of children waving at the Santas)
10 minutes chatting (per pub)
99 bewildered shoppers (stopping and staring)
8 minutes of beard (after pub stop until beard discarded around my neck like a fuzzy scarf)
67 Santas drinking (There were SIXTY SEVEN Santas in the run!)
6 bells a jingling (At the end of Santa hats – it sounded like a whole forest of reindeer sleighs)



5 warm full puuuuuuubs! (serving the 67 Santas!)
4 toilet stops (Cold air and lots of diet coke!)
3 pounds sterling (per mulled wine)
2 Twitter buddies (Hi Clare! Hi Kevlar!)



... And a mulled wine in a warm pub!

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