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Thursday, 27 August 2015

Giants Head Marathon: 1 Naked Farmer, 27.5 miles & 1 Enormous Todger


1 giant air mattress. 1 tiny tent bedroom. 1 comfy person (me: on mattress). 1 squashed person (Liz: UNDER mattress).  

2 night time dark toilet trips required. Of course bladder didn’t make this known until was in pyjamas and tucked up warmly in sleeping bag.  2 wellies put on over PJ clad legs and 1 portaloo visited. 

1 dead GPS watch battery at start line = 1 sprint back to tent where other watch was retrieved from boot of the car ...

1 Proposal at start line. Not to any of us. Acceptances: also 1. 



3 happy girls running the hills: Me, Angela, Liz turned into 4 happy girls when we spotted Leila who I’d met at TP100.



1 Naked farmer in 1 tin bathtub ringing 1 bell. Who apparently got stung on his farmer bits (1) by a horse fly (1).



4 watermelons eaten. In slices. Each. Approximate. 

77 photos taken. Yes really. 



3 pints of cider = 1 early night.

2 refills of 2 litre water bladder in running pack. May be related to number of night wees.

1 massive chalk giant on hill. 1 massive club. 0 items of clothing on giant. 



10 hills. All MASSIVE.



1 Love Station ... 12 bottles of champers, multiple glasses of cider and 0 schnapps left by the time us dawdlers at the back got there.

1 race t-shirt with a picture of a naked giant and his massive club on the back. 1 husband asking “You didn’t wear that shirt in public did you?”

Cerne Abbas Giant (source)

1 enormous ice cream with 100s of 100s & 1000s sprinkled on top. And strawberry sauce.


1 hog roast eaten in 3 minutes.

1 barn dance.

27.5 extra value for money miles ... and 1 slightly over distance marathon.



6hrs 32 minutes ... Personal Worst Time = One of the MOST FUN MARATHONS!!


2016 race entry on Christmas list! 

Wednesday, 21 August 2013

Running in the Dark: Local Yokels & How to Run as a Food Chain


One day I will be organised and make it home before dark ...

I’d pushed my luck going out for a run at 8.30pm but, the evening was warm and comfortable and it was nice getting into my running gear knowing that I wouldn’t have to prepare for rain.

Also, I was back in Dorset where I’d grown up and I could head out knowing that I could just enjoy a run in familiar territory but with new footpaths just waiting to be discovered. I’d also coerced the Grandparents into babysitting duties I knew that I could head out in any direction and just run as far or fast as I wanted without worrying about mounting childcare costs or a call from a panicked babysitter saying the 4 year old has locked her in the toilet and is going though her handbag eating her makeup.

The lanes were peaceful and sleepy in the balmy evening air and apart from the occasional rabbit bouncing across the road in front of me to jump into the hedge (even the rabbits were relaxed tonight) and the grasshoppers chirruping in the fields, I was alone. It was perfect. 




I hadn’t decided where I was going to run - only the direction - so I could explore and choose the paths that looked the most appealing. I ran up the long slow hill overlooking Oborne and looked over the gate at the drowsy village in the valley below. Rabbits watched me from the slopes, their ears pricked up to see if I was any danger.

At the crossroads ...  time to make a decision. I started up the steepest and most broken of the crossroad arms. A road in theory but only a tractor would be able to traverse this broken road. Filled with potholes and loose gravel and chunks of broken stone, it was much more fun to run on than the lanes and despite the hill I’d made the right choice. The banks were high with grass and the overgrown hedges were heavy with flowers. It was a pretty route and the evening was loud with the buzz of grasshoppers.





Up to the brow of the hill and another crossroads. Left was a rutted mud lane to Poyntinton with an eerie track covered entirely by trees covered entirely by trees like a small, dark green tunnel. That way could be fun with company but it was spooky to run on your own. During the civil war, opposing armies had faced each other from the hilltops and met in the valley with a clash. It wasn’t the right path for a gentle evening run.

Ahead was a farm track with dilapidated farm equipment on either side of the path, raising rusted arms to make shadows against the evening sky.

I turned right turn and ran down the muddy stony hill into Milborne Wick. Faster and faster down the lane, past the cows, calves and barking dogs of the farms. I passed the duck pond, muddied edges and feathers floating on the surface. As I came into the village, I spotted something white by the side of the road. Egg shell. I picked it up and it lay white and fragile like the most delicate china on my hand.

Running on into the centre of the village and to the crossroad and another choice. My decision hurried by the barking of a dog, I chose the fork in front of me and ran on past the still waterwheel and under the overhanging trees making the light dim and the lane gloomy. I could hear the ducks in the pond on my left although I couldn’t see them and as I passed, a drake laughing.

As I ran up the road, my quiet progress frightened three birds from a barn rooftop. The light was too dim and I couldn’t identify them. They were dusty brown and although they hunched like hawks their wingspan was small. One landed on a telegraph pole and turned its head to look at me. Ah. A young owl then. 

I ran past a gateway and as I passed the cows jumped back in surprise making me jump. I stopped and went back. Usually cows gather round. They look at you with their big brown eyes and wonder if you’re a new type of moving, walking, noisy grass. However these cows were more wary and looked at me from a distance. 




By this point it was almost dark and I’d turned into a moving food chain. I was running along, being followed by a cloud of gnats and the bats were following the gnats. All 3 species moved along slowly enjoying the evening. Enjoying, apart from the being eaten part, obviously.

The light was really going now so I headed back for home. I turned onto the grassy footpath and had a brief chat with a couple of dog walkers - who I noticed didn’t have a travelling midge / bat cloud – and ran on through the fields. This bit can be a bit dicey as you have to multitask to avoid the cow pats, stop yourself falling down the steep hill or tripping down any of the holes.  It’s more difficult than it sounds and several times on the way back from the pub there have been cider-assisted falls ended in a splat. However, I managed to avoid any trips, splats and holes and was barrelling down the side of the hills, the stones rolling under my feet as I tried to stop myself finishing the descent on my arse.

As I got to the bottom of the hill I noticed that in the field gateway – tucked away in on a quiet lane – was a car with the interior lights on. Oh how sweet, I thought. My parents have come to pick me up worried about me running through the dark lanes. Then as I got a bit closer, I noticed that the interior light was illuminating bare skin. Now I REALLY hope it’s NOT my parents.

Oh dear, it must be a couple out for some private time. They probably drove through the quiet single-track lanes and found a convenient gateway tucked away off of the road and decided to have some fun without thinking that a runner – with a delicate mind and no wish to see some rural (and no doubt first cousins – this is the country) yokels -  indulging in hide the sausage.

Eek! The gateway was my only way out of the field apart from the way I’d come. How was I going to sneak past the car without getting an eyeful of something unwanted and X-rated? Voyeurism has never been particularly high up my list especially not in the country where there’s a high chance of a shotgun in the car and getting chased through the fields while having my arse peppered with shot for seeing something I really didn’t want to isn’t really how I pictured my quiet Saturday night run finishing.

I was just imagining the Deliverance banjo music when I noticed that it was just 2 lads, with shirts open on a warm night, sitting in a Corsa drinking cider and having a smoke. Phew! I like going out for a run in the twilight but I definitely didn’t want to get shot, didn’t want an eyeful of heaving flesh or having to play a banjo with a toothless wonder. I thought that this was by far the best ending. 

Besides, much as a shotgun-assisted sprint finish would improve my run stats tonight, I prefer a gentle run and no yokel chase.

I ran up to the winding crest of the hill and down the other side thankful that I knew the lanes so well. All the sky was dark now and all of the hedges just black against the night sky.  There was the occasional rustle in the hedge as a bird or a rabbit was startled as I passed, but as I went past some abandoned farm buildings, the hedges were shaking as though something was trapped. I clapped my hands and made a loud noise – I didn’t want to startle a fox or badger which might bite if it thought I’d cornered it. I ran past the place where the noise was coming from and turned around, just in time to see a black thing barrelling out of the hedge and running up the road. No idea what it was but it looked too big to be a fox and was running too smoothly to be a badger.

I made it home with my final mile being the quickest yet.

Wednesday, 5 June 2013

Hills, Haunted Towers and Happy with Cider

Goal: 75 minutes slow run

I’d already run 5.8 miles in the morning with a build up run so I decided that I would take this one steady and just enjoy the running. But ... I still wanted it to be an interesting run! I decided on Ham Hill which is an old quarry, now greenly grassed and populated by a multitude of rabbits and host to a decent pub. It also boasted amazing views as it was just so damn hilly.

It was a beautiful evening, the sky was still as blue as forget-me-nots and the air was still and warm. I decided to use a pub as an incentive to lure my parents along. The promise of Somerset cider and a warm evening to sit outside the pub and enjoy it while not having to run appealed to them.

We parked outside the Prince of Wales pub at Ham Hill, near Montacute and I left the parents enjoying a pint of Thatchers apiece. I also understood there was to be ice cream later if I didn’t get back from the run too late. Incentives all round.



I took the excuse of having relieved my daughterly duties to dash off down some interesting looking trails displaying a multitude of different signs showing the ways to various monuments, villages and trails. Down the wooden steps into the wood. Got to the first crossroads and all signs had disappeared. Never mind. Which way looks the most interesting?

Look right and the choice was a wide rutted dirt track, straight ahead; a small footpath down to a stile and a field or left and a winding track leading up into the trees. A quick run in a circle (yes really – like an overexcited labrador let off the lead looking for a widdle) as I decided which looked the most interesting. Up the hill! Bark!



The path grew wider and opened out onto a wide flat grassy green with a standing stone and a wooden signpost, arms pointing directions to villages. I didn’t want to run to a village – there were steep hills all around – much more fun! I had a look over the gate but all that was there was a field. A very standard field. I didn’t want a field. I wanted hills and interesting paths and new trails.  This wasn’t MY way. I dashed back down the path and spotted a hidden footpath on the right. 

I followed the trail under the trees, over roots and through tunnels of leaves, which brushed against my shoulders and face as I ran. The path twisted and turned and doubled back on itself as though it was trying to throw me off its back. It was treacherous to run, but great fun. It was how trail running SHOULD be. The path would wind around tree roots and up steep, steep hills. I tried to run them but it was like trying to run up a wall. The wood smelled earthy and green and the evening sunlight was slanting in between the branches, making puddles of golden light on the trail.



I followed a trail which was part animal track, part imagination and it led down the side of the hill, twisting and turning like a snake and I had its tail. Part running, part falling, I made it to the bottom of the hill breathless and laughing.

There at the bottom was a path. A small, narrow path clearly marked between the high borders of wild garlic, the white spherical flowers like tiny moons perfuming the woods. In the dim light under the trees with the heady smell of the flowers, the wood was dreamlike and felt enchanted. I almost expected hoofbeats and a white stag to leap across in front of me. The path ran next to the ruins of a drystone wall which grew lower and lower until the trail ran along the top of it. I followed the path between the flowers and with my feet on the remains of ancient stones in the gloom of the woods.



All of a sudden, I came out of the flowers and back onto a lane and into the golden sunshine and dusty hedgerows of an English evening – the enchantment broken.

The lane wound downwards between high hedges and banks green and verdant with flowers. I turned a corner following the twist of the track as it turned left and then I stopped. Over the top of a wooden 5-bar gate I spotted a thickly wooded hill crowned by an ancient stone tower... and a track leading up to it.

Too much to resist. I climbed over the dusty wooden stile and ran over the field through the long grass to the small gate I could see at the other side. The field was steep and it was hard work running through the grass towards the tower. I could feel my heart beating with the effort.



I reached the gate and passed through. Running onwards and upwards, the small path twisted and wound steeply around the tor on which the tower stood. I ran up and on both sides I could see the garlic flowers and the dim violet of bluebells on the steep slopes in between the shady trees. It was beautiful and lonely, but the silence wasn’t peaceful.

No one else was there but the feeling was of being watched. The path felt haunted and half-imagined whispers followed me up to the grass on the top of the hill. The faded stone of the tower stretched behind me as I looked out at the view and the patchwork of fields and villages and woods laid out below me like a quilt. It was lovely, but the tower was at my back and I could feel the empty doorway like a hungry mouth behind me.



I didn’t want to but as I had climbed the hill, it seemed silly not to climb the steps inside the tower and look at the views from the barred and crumbling windows. I climbed the stone steps, my hand on the iron rail and my feet making small noises in my running shoes. The stairway was alternately light and dark as the windows lit the steps and then the light faded as I climbed higher.



I reached the top which was a circular room with square barred windows. Black graffiti decorated the walls and the crumbling stones were pitted from the weather. The views were amazing but I wanted to get down as soon as I could. The tower had a nasty feel about it, like a smell or a smoke that coiled around the room. I took some photos and fled down the stairs.



I ran down the path, ignoring the bluebells and flowers, down through the fields and into the lane my feet crunching on the gravel. I followed the lane down, winding past houses tucked away and hedges growing less wild and now trimmed and passing vegetable gardens. And onto the normality of a road with a white stripe down the centre.

My feet kept running and followed the pavement past a school and a playground, now quiet on a Sunday evening. Past the church, tower high and glowing golden and a row of yellow hamstone houses.

I ran along the pavement, but runs aren’t for pavements and roads. Where were my trails and my hills? I spotted a lane and a restricted byeway sign. I passed some vegetable gardens and the bark of a dog and the lane grew smaller and more dusty as I wound my way up the hill. I followed it upwards and found my way barred by a gate. I climbed the gate and found myself in a field of cows peaceful in the evening sunshine.



Of the footpath there was no sign so I followed the small line of trees up to the right with a view out across Montacute and spotted a gate. Through the gate and onto a steeply winding dusty path which grew so steep, it turned into stone steps. Up and up and up. When I turned around to face the view behind me, it was like being at the top of the world.

The War Memorial was at my back, a stone finger pointing at the sky. A memory written in stone. We will remember you and we will set a stone here so the children and the children’s children will know of you.

Running on and into the quarry, between the humped hills and sheer stone walls, past the circle of standing stones – remember not to pass between them – and onto the gravel path leading back to the pub where a cold cider was waiting for me.

Wednesday, 8 May 2013

Come for a Run in Dorset With Me ...

Enough was enough. I needed to go for a run. It was a beautiful day outside and I knew that I’d enjoy it once I got out there. Also as I was down in Dorset it meant I had some of my favourite trails to run. I just had to stop dragging my heels ...

I decided I’d get changed into my gym kit and go from there. That worked of course. It always works. Sitting around in lycra at home smacks of kinky things and slight perversions. Whereas RUNNING in lycra involves putting yourself through pain, rubbing Vaseline on certain areas and safety pins. Lots and lots of safety pins. It’s COMPLETELY different. (Cough, cough)

Let me take you on my run.

We'll start with a suicidal dash down the main A30 to get to the footpath before you’re mown down by either a) a lorry trying to get past another lorry in the narrow road b) one of the 85 year olds who insist on driving despite the fact they’re no longer able to see over the steering wheel or c) one of the local chavs driving a Fiesta at 80mph despite the fact the car is well over 20 years old and parts are dropping off it like confetti. However, I made it down the hill at speed and managed to make it into the safety of the footpath despite a car being parked directly in front of it. Probably a bit of a passive-aggressive protest at the ramblers. Or runners.



Past St Cuthbert’s old chapel, tucked away in long grass and iron railings. The grass along one side worn down slightly by feet passing, a green pathway in testament to the old man that lives there now, tending the churchyard and no longer of ‘No Fixed Abode’.

Over the granite stones set vertically as a stile, no brambles today - too early in the year so my calves are safe - and over into the tractor-tyre-rutted and dried earth and under the railway bridge. A brief moment of cold and dark away from the sunshine and out into the sun again.
A choice of paths but no hesitation to me who has run this route many times. A swerve to the left and into the field of young crops, following the line down the centre to avoid damaging the plants. In the distance a runner in a white shirt being trailed by a black dog.

To the edge of the field and into the next, soft ploughed earth moving under my feet and confirming that today I’m doing a PROPER cross country run. None of this dusty smooth footpaths and stopping-at-the-pub-for-a-cider stuff today. Although, I wouldn’t turn my nose up at a Dorset cider should the opportunity present itself.


Over another stile and into another field. Long tussocked grass, green and lush, impeding my progress, brushing my ankles as I run towards the gate on the far side of the field and into the woods beyond. And cold! Away from the evening sunshine, the shade and shadows of the wood are cool. Following the smooth-worn dirt path which winds between the trees and jumping over the fallen trees impeding my progress at intervals. This is one of my favourite parts of the run. I always feel alone and very free on this section. The woods are always green and always smell the same. The scent of earth and dark leaves. 



Out of the woods and onto a stony path which stretches to the left and right. I follow the left fork and come out into the sunshine onto a small road. It is well maintained but is part of the private estate. In front of me hills stretch upwards, with tall old oak trees as standing sentinels on the slopes.

I turn left before the old stone bridge and turn towards a grey stone farmhouse. In the autumn the trees are heavy with fruit along the road and hang red apples before me in temptation. I turn right before the farmhouse and an old man in the garden raises a hand in greeting. I wave back and turn into the field and start the climb towards the top of the hills.

The grass is long and tussocky and sheep have been in this field. They bleat at me and scatter from the fence in the field next to me, the fence to my left. I run up and up towards a high stone wall with a 7 ft iron turnstile – which clacks as I turn it - and up into the deer park. I have never been attacked by a deer here, although I hear that they can and sometimes do. I’m not sure I could outrun a deer, even with the incentive of not being speared on the long pointed antlers. I’ve seen them here but not recently.

I start the climb on the short rabbit-nibbled grass up to the top of the hill. My breathing is harder and the gentle slope of the hill steepens. I see that the runner in front of me with his dog has stopped and I stop and walk with him until the top of the hill, the black Labrador running in between ankles and stopping to sniff the dog-interesting smells on the grass.

We start to run at the top, through another turnstile – clack, clack, clack – and onto a smooth path with roots and banks lush with grass and spring flowers. The branches of the trees dapple the sunshine and the path is as spotted as the belly of a trout. 


Over the stile at the end and onto a road, I look across the brown ploughed fields to my left although my route lies under the dark trees ahead. Through the pines and conifers – smelling the deep green scent - and onto a concrete path, laid in blocks. The path is the remnant of the refugee camp for the Jewish families who lived here in wartime. Now running on it in the sunshine, there are no signs of the Nissin huts which stood here when I was younger, but the woods still retain a faint sadness. Or maybe I am imagining it.

I run through the trees and out through to the sunshine on the far side. When I was younger, those woods seemed to last forever. Now they last but a few minutes.

 


Another turnstile and a view across Sherborne and the tops of the oak trees growing on the lower slopes of this hill. The path winds downwards and gets steeper and steeper until I’m running flat out and I’m not sure my feet can keep up. One day I will fall and tumble all the way to the bottom of this hill but today is not that day.

The shooting lodge sits at the bottom of the hill, unchanged, boarded up as usual. It looks like a cottage from a fairytale waiting for a witch to inhabit it who would be the guardian of the path and who would challenge all the foolhardy travellers – and runners.



Turnstile and clack, clack, clack and onto a road of stones and dirt hemmed in with fences. Fields lie to the left bordered by the wood, the edge of which I skirted earlier. To my right a lake shines like a mirror laid on the land – a grey gleam. The tents and marquees of the fair are white blocks set up to celebrate Spring and the castle glows a dull sandstone yellow, its towers and turrets a familiar sight to anyone who has lived in the town.

The road slopes gently down drawing you into the castle grounds until a set of iron kissing gates lead you onto a grass fringe between ploughed fields and up a steep slope to the woods at the top. This is awkward as whether you take the lower or upper path on the grassy strip you have one foot in a ditch and your graceful run is transformed into a Quasimodo style stumbling gait. Even Liz Yelling wouldn’t be able to flow gracefully on this path.

A quick breather at the top of the hill and a turn around to admire the view and the path snaking backup the hill behind me. I wave goodbye to my fellow runner and the black Labrador called Tom.


Decisions. Do I turn right and follow the road and grey pavements back home? Or do I turn left along the grassy hill, enjoying the evening sunshine on my back and searching for more hills? Is there a decision? Of course not. I run along the side of the hill and down towards the gates at the bottom.

A steep path winds upwards through the hill ... and above my head something huge and red roars with the breath of a dragon. A hot air balloon, the basket surely skimming the tops of the trees above my head moves ponderously above me, yellow flames shooting into the colourful sphere above the invisible people.



Up to the top of the hill, playing fields stretching out to my right and the evening sunshine stronger and hotter than earlier. The grass as bright green as a painting against a sky bright and blue as a butterfly’s wing. No wind at all. A perfect evening.




I pass a house, quiet and secluded. A man lies on a wall with a glass of wine in one hand and a cigar in the other with his back to me. I pass him unnoticed. The smell of cigar smoke in the air.




The lane winds upwards and becomes narrower and turns into a dirt track. Spring flowers are blooming in the shaded banks and I pass these under the shade of the trees, glad for a coolness and to be out of the sunshine. 




As the track becomes rutted, I start walking for a while enjoying being out in this evening. Smelling the green of the banks and trees, away from the roar of cars and smells of exhausts. The tang of fresh sweat on the air and my hair in my eyes. The sun is warm on my shoulders and it is nice being here alone. I will remember this when I am working at my desk, in the bustle and chatter of an office with the air conditioning and the hum of computers. I will remember the sunshine and the flowers and the hard ruts under my feet and knowing that there is no rush today. 





At the top of the hill there is a crossroad. I pretend not to know which direction to go, choosing the left fork which I know finishes at a pair of heavy iron gates flanked with tall weathered stone posts with English roses carved into the stone. I run to the gates and pause to admire the view across the fields to my right before turning around and coming back to the crossroad again and the rutted tracks criss-crossing. 




I turn to my left at the crossroads, taking the fork straight on and it goes downhill to a track carved out of the dirt by a tractor, ankle twisting ruts and a tall mound of grass in the centre. Again this path terminates at high iron gates and a gatehouse. I retrace my steps back up the track and choose the final arm of the crossroads.




Onto the smallest trail and into the shady woods. Bluebells make a blue carpet under the trees and the sunlight is dappled on the ground. It is shaded and cool in here, in this tunnel of trees.


I run on and occasionally catch a glimpse through the hedge of fields stretching out towards the hills and a speck on the horizon is a red hot air balloon. 




The path finishes abruptly and out onto a grey pavement and a main road with cars roaring past. I look down the hill to where Sherborne nestles in the valley and turn my face towards home. Down the pavement and the sharp hill, faster, faster, trainers flying out and car drives looking on at this lunatic flying down the hill who is laughing with the speed. The cars keep away from the pavement, leaving me a wide margin as I sprint down the sharp slope, but I trust my feet and these trainers. They have run a marathon with me and have taken me up hills and through mud and around tracks. I arrive at the bottom of the hill breathing heavily but safe and smiling.



I cross the road and up onto a grassy hill, mowed smooth. Rabbits scatter towards their burrows as I run past them and up across the crest of the hill to the stone steps. I pay a quick visit to Dick’s bench and sit for a moment to admire the view, then on again into the avenue of trees and towards the deep cut path shaded by curving trees down to the bottom of the hill.

Onto pavements, I pass Perli and remember Autumn days collecting bags of conkers from these trees, their wide trunks and high branches stopping generations of children from climbing them to collect their spiky treasures directly fom the trees. Past the gates of the new castle and up to the bridge and over the river – a streak of blue reflecting the sky. Up and up over the railway line, the old castle’s ruined towers stretching upwards. Yellow sandstone against blue sky.


Onto the quiet roads, past the high stone walls bulging out onto the pavements, tendrils of dusty ivy reaching out. On past the stables where I had riding lessons at school, now a B&B, no longer the tang of horse on the air as you pass or the noise of hooves from the yard.



Up the hill and looking out at the view to my right, cows coming out into the fields and a patchwork of hedges and fields and the castle in the distance. In front of me, a final pavement to follow, a hill and home.

Sunday, 31 March 2013

Week 15, Day 5: Pub Run, Cheating Siblings & Head Torch Mark

After a day of having to trawl around shops with the sisters looking for sparkly hair bands, I decided that no matter how rough I felt, a run had to be easier than THIS. Shopping with my sisters is like herding cats. Cats with a penchant for shiny things and weak bladders due to having to stop for a cup of tea every half an hour. Sigh.

By the time I got home it was dark. But my resolve wasn’t weakened. I had had a week off running and was finally feeling a bit better. The headache was still there but I no longer felt like a lurching zombie and the thought of a run wasn’t as dreadful as it had been for a while.

Now … problem one. I’m staying in the depths of Dorset. The house is a little oasis of warmth and light but there are dark roads, lanes and trails stretching in all other directions. I felt that I should have some company. But how to persuade the others that they really should accompany me on a night run?

Tried a positive tack … Get out in the nice fresh (slightly dark) air? Meh.

Went for the calorie burning approach … Make some space for the Easter eggs tomorrow? Meh.

Go to the pub? Finally got a positive … until I said that we’d be running. However fortified by the thought of some country cider they agreed to accompany me. Hi-viz on, trainers tied, head torches doled and out we set off.

The first part of the run is a mad dash downhill down the main A30 … no pavement, no verges, just a mad rabbit-like dash of ¼ mile to try and get to the pavement at the end before ending up as some sprawled hood ornament on the bonnet of one of the farmers who has had one pint too many of the Thatchers on a bank holiday. It’s amazing what an incentive this can be. Even after a week off running I managed a 5:44 min/mile over that stretch.

Apart from the mad dash we set the pace fairly conservatively as the others felt they’d be more comfortable running at 9 – 10 min/miles. It was nice running with other people even if the puffing and panting and the flashing of the super-bright head torches behind me gave the impression I was about to be abducted by asthmatic X-files type aliens. My Dad was cycling along beside us … rallying us with cries of “Come on! Only a mile to go until the pub!” and “Watch out for the sick!”.

We finally got the pub and it was safe to say that in our bright lycra we stuck out a little bit among the Bank Holiday drinkers in their finery. It also caused a certain amount of confusion when we departed as some of the more drunker revellers tried to work out why 4 people in hi-viz neon had only one bicycle between them. Think they had been expecting some Laurel and Hardy style comedy with all of us trying to ride one bike and people falling off the back and chasing on behind.

A small challenge was set on the way back. The other 2 runners decided that they wanted to take the short route home. I wanted to go back the way we’d come as it was a nice route and we were already in our running gear. We decided to compromise. The other 2 runners would go the short way (half a mile) and I would go back the way we’d come (1 mile and a half) and we’d meet at the old Black horse and go home from there. They decided it would be a race. I pleaded illness and said I wasn’t going to race this close to the marathon. Dad suggested that if they go went around the one-way system which would make it up to three quarters of a mile then we might consider it. I told them under no circumstances was I going to race.

Waited until they got round the corner and I started sprinting …

Managed to keep the pace reasonably even but was a bit peeved when I saw head torches bobbing towards me on the final stretch … and I suspected a little bit of cheating was going on. This was confirmed when the headtorches did a U-turn as soon as they saw me coming and started sprinting towards the old Black Horse … I don’t care what anyone says … sibling rivalry doesn’t ease up when you get into your 30s …

Caught them up and we all had a nice steady trot home fortified by the pint of diet coke we’d had at the pub. I felt fine which was a relief after a week off running. Maybe not the most by-the-book run, but a test of the legs and lungs after a week off with sinusitis. 

Garmin Info Here


What Do You Mean You Can Tell I've Been On a Night Run with a Head Torch?

Thursday, 30 August 2012

Lost in Dorset

Popped down to the parent’s house in Dorset for a relaxing weekend and decided to take advantage of the lovely hills and lanes to get a run in. It was only supposed to be 6 or 7 miles, but my Dad got a bit enthusiastic about driving me to a good destination (he obviously wanted an hour or so of peace) and dropped me off about 13 miles from home.

It was a really nice idea, but as he knows the lanes and the area so well he drove with a commentary, saying things like “Of course you could always add in 2 miles by going left back there and running around there ...” and “You don’t have to go this way at all, you could cut off this bit by running up that lane, left at the end, past the tree shaped like a chimney...” and such helpful and highly confusing comments. As a result, I got dropped somewhere in a maze of lanes with a vague idea that my first couple of markers were a right into a lane, a left then immediate left into an almost identical lane and then I would pass a post box at some point. Hmmm ... a good start to ‘Operation Get-Completely-Lost’.



To my credit, I managed to follow the route back fairly well. Not a mean task considering my route took place on lanes with almost uniformly green and 12 foot high hedges. Forget all this quaint hawthorne hedge and patchwork fields stuff, these were the summer hedges hiding mad pigeons and roaring tractors and with nettles growing out of them which I had to press myself into every time a car driver came roaring around the bend. It was a nice run nevertheless, although very warm and that coupled with the hills meant I wished I’d brought a bottle of water.

I stopped briefly while passing the pub in Stourton Caundle to let an elderly Nissan driver attempt a parallel park outside the pub. He didn’t seem to realise he would be blocking the pub entrance or notice that he was attempting to mow down a runner so I thought I’d stop and do my part for Help the Aged by allowing him to go first.



Over the next couple of miles I regretted my decision not to stop for a drink as it got hotter and hotter and the next 2 villages didn’t have a local pub. Focusing all my attention on the Gainsborough Public House in the next village and dreaming of my nice icy cold coke, I missed a turning which meant a 2 mile detour and U-turn ... and the cold drink being put back by another 18 minutes or so. Sod.

Got a *too late* call from my Dad telling me I’d missed my turn. Worryingly all of my family seem to have developed stalker tendencies since the advent of ‘Find My friends’ app on the iPhone. I told him I had worked it out and was on my way to the pub. Dad perked up considerably and told me he could leave the BBQ in the capable hands of my Mum and he would join me for a half a cider at the pub.

Needless to say, I got to the pub, cold drinks were enjoyed and the last 2 miles of the run were abandoned for a lift home. One day I may develop will power and lose the need to stop at pubs during long runs for a nice cold coke ... well. Stranger things have happened.